“People see my buttons and think I’m a radical, but I just stand for peace! Except North Korea. We should handle them.”
“I just came back from a job interview.”
“So tell me about a time you went above and beyond.”
“Ahh man, fuck that shit.”(San Francisco, CA)
“One of my plays is getting produced!”
“What’s it about?”
“So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”
